Daytona's World

It's been a long time (July 2006) since I first brought you Daytona's World. It's were I ask Daytona a bunch of random questions and write down his answers. They are always funny and sometimes take you off guard. Here are some questions and answers from Daytona himself. I found the questions in a flyer that the school gives us. They say it stimulates a child's mind and helps his (or her) vocabulary.

Why are clouds white?
Because God made them white.

Why do dogs bark?
Because of cars. They wanna chase cars. They don't like staying with their parents so they bark. We lost Jax. His left eye was bleeding and we gave him medicine on his left eye. Which one's your left eye?

How do you make friends?
You shake their hands. I shake Brian's hand. Remember when I shook your hand? And you shook my daddy's hand. I want lots of daddy's.

What would happen if fish could fly?
Crash. People would crash because they would see 'em.

What would happen if dog's could speak?
People would fall on the ground. They heard 'em talk so they would fall.

What would you do if you found a dollar in the refrigerator?
Cold. And you'd freeze to death.

What would you do with the dollar?
Buy a game.

That's it people. You heard it straight from the mouth of a 5 year old. He had me and his mama cracking up on the whole 'how do you make friends' thing. And not to mention the part about him wanting lots of daddy's. These questions are always loads of fun.